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Young Love

Sam Hartman Two people, both alike in dignity,  At the lunch table, where we lay our scene, From ancient crush spawns new love suddenly,  Where…

Swimming Pools to be Built on Mars

by Lena Auerbach We’ve all heard the news… water on Mars! NASA recently announced that the liquid of life was running through the deep sandy…

B-CC Club Fair: What Did You Miss?

By Paul Boston Friday, September 25th, was the day of the annual club fair, where B-CC’s new clubs and old favorites engage in combat to…

Fakeography: Ted Cruz

By Ron Sulla Name: Ted “Easy C” Cruz Age: ~19 Hobbies: Misinterpreting the Constitution, Rollerblading, “those hip hoverboard things” Biggest Asset: Nose. Net Worth: More than…

Trump America

by Lena Auerbach *Disclaimer: Everything said in this story is satire and reflects the opinions of Donald Trump, not myself It’s a Monday morning. You…

Hippos, Friend or Foe?

Recently, a lot of people have been talking about the hippopotamus. Claims are being made that the hippo is “serene”, and “beautiful”. Let me make…

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