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Chevy Chase Man Arrested on Suspicion of Conservatism
Note: This article is satirical in nature. By Aaron Wildavsky Editor-in-Chief ____________________________________________________________________ Chevy Chase Man Arrested on Suspicion of Conservatism Officer: “This Redneck’s Basically Already Been Proven Guilty” Libby…
Oh, SAT…
By Nicole Flibbert Associate Editor Prompt: The writing portion of the SAT was adopted in 2005 as a way to assess writing and grammar capabilities. The writing section…
Statistics Show Whitman is Superior to B-CC in Every Way Imaginable
From the BCC LUMBERJACK, the Unaward Winning Humor Magazine (Now with Awards) Editor’s note: This is satire. In no way is the writer of this piece suggesting that Whitman is…
Occupy Bethesda Movement Grows in Strength
By Devin Doherty From B-CC Lumberjack: The Unaward Winning Humor Magazine, Now With Awards The Occupy America movement has come to the Bethesda area. Literally dozens of people have set up…
With or Without the Players
From the BCC LUMBERJACK, the Unaward Winning Humor Magazine Courtesy of Nathan Bick Check out last night’s virtual game at Boston! Due to the NBA lockout, thousands of…
Dating Advice for the Modern Gentleman
From the BCC LUMBERJACK, the Unaward Winning Humor Magazine Penned By Lord Gabe Rodriguez-Fuller, Esq. The Modern Gentleman must be a master of many skills in order to survive these…