Yellow Baron
Vampires
Vampires. The living undead. The bane of civilization. For thousands of years, these vicious creatures have terrorized humanity, mutilated man, and struck unfathomable fear and terror into the heats of millions. Indeed, there is no creature that is as terrifying or monstrous as is this vicious servant of Satan. Not only are vampires [...]
Skeleton Baron
Reality TV
For both reality television and game shows, it is sometimes easy to forget their true purpose. They don’t advance a story or theme, they don’t usually prove a meaningful point, and they don’t allow a layered plot to gradually unfold. Their purpose isn’t even to give people the chance to win money. No, [...]
Salmon Baron
Two-Hour Delay
Two hour delays provide us with the one thing all teenagers sorely need: sleep! With IB and AP classes, homework, tests, quizzes, and projects, those two extra hours of REM sleep can keep us from conking out during school. Okay, some of you may be thinking “but couldn’t you just take a nap [...]
Patriot Baron
Dance-Dance Revolution
The music video game Dance Dance Revolution (otherwise known as DDR) is clearly superior to the game Guitar Hero.
Let’s compare the most important features:
Q: Which video game is more popular and influential?
A: Released in 1998, Konami’s classic, Dance Dance Revolution, was the original music video game. Guitar Hero only came 8 years [...]
Polka-Dot Baron
Horror films
The Thrill of Horror or Possible Laughter of a Romantic Comedy
Going to the movies is always fun but only when the movie is enjoyable. The word enjoyable usually isn’t related to horror movies but horror movies could be more enjoyable than most romantic comedies.
Sure almost all horror films are done horribly wrong but [...]
Robot Baron
Cats
I would like to start by recognizing the fact that I have had both a cat and a dog, I say this because I don’t want people to complain about my not seeing the other side of the argument. I see both sides very clearly. Having had experience with both pets I can [...]
